Isn't this country great

Isn't it great to live in a country of free enterprise? How many other nations have wonderful businesses like Sears; the store that will sell you an appliance, charge you to "fix"it, & try to charge you again to actually complete the task. I shouldn't be too hard on them, but for Sears, illiterate unemployable rednecks would be left to their own devices. Fortunately for the Kentuckians of the world, there is Sears repair, able & willing to employ anyone who is willing to do a poor job, avoid promptness at all costs, & implement inflated prices whenever possible.

When one couples this wonderful specter of capitalism with a sagging--if not dead economy--endless financial predators, and a government determined to spend money everywhere but where needed, fight wars for no reason, and reinstitute "God" into everyone's life, how can we not be thankful. I don't think I've been this happy since the Reagan years...of course Nixon was nice too...well ya gotta love 'Bush the Elder'...All I can say for certain is that a little intern & cigar action seems pretty damn good these days.